This one time, I was walking through the bush near my house. Trying to weave my way deeper and further into the thick of branches and leaves. When suddenly, I was attacked by a wallaby of epic proportions. It was at least 8 stories high and sharks for hands. It's eyes were made of pure francium. Which was a pretty poor design flaw when you think about it. Who the fuck wants and extremely reactive and radioactive material for eyes. Or sharks for hands. What the shit?
I forgot where I was going with this, but your mother's a whore.